final sale

amsterdam shorts - 1970s patches

☆ one-of-a-kind girl of the earth ☆

We thought our cult-fav amsterdam shorts deserved a special embellishment option. These are made-to-order shorts adorned with cooler-than-cool patches from the 1970s.


  1. choose between our three categories of patches - sex, disco, or travel
  2. choose standard size (XS-XL) or bespoke size (see our size chart here -- in-between and plus-sizes welcome!!!!  *Please note anything with bespoke measurements is final sale ♡ )
  3. add-to-cart !
  4. once we get your order we'll contact you via email or text to confirm all details including sizing, base fabric (pictured is a 1960s plain brown wool), and even allow you to pick your 10 patches if you're feeling creative!
  5. allow 2-5 weeks for our local NYC seamstress to sew your piece and for us to ship it out <3


Looking for our ready-to-ship shorts? We've done this cult-fav style in many vintage fabrics and recommend shopping by what's currently available in your size:
XS shorts  •  S shorts  •  M shorts  •  L shorts  •  XL shorts


  • - $-298 USD
  • regular price $298 USD
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